- Anti Joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why can't february march Because april may

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis