Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Poop!!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

hey John will you make some copies

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Anti Joke

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