What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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