There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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gay pom...

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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