yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Refrigerator

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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feminists.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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