- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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