Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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honest politician

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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