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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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