- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

My three children are three big mistakes.

stuarts mum

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Women's Rights

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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