What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Do you love me? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...