- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

My Butthole.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

MySpace.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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