- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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