What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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