What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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david weres the slug gone

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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