A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How come anti jokes r funny

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

gabbi nunez ;)

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A French man gets into a fight

black chicken. kfc

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Donald Trump

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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