Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What did the fish say after he

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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no pun intended

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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