- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

whats polish and black a polish black person

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