What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

racism...deal with it!

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

OOOOPPS /

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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