Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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