- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Morning wood.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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