If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Joke

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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weston cage

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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