what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Anti Joke

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