- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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