I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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