- Anti Joke

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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