Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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