- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

My kids are mistakes.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Poop!!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Do u take sugar?

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

boobs.

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