Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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