If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Justin Bieber

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Your Mother

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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