What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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