Without geometry life would be pointless

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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whats 2+2? math.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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