I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Today is March 22.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Anti Joke

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