What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I killed someone on minecraft.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Matt is a Duster!

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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