Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

You will not press the like button.

knock knock whos their a person

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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