what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Michel Moor on a die...

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

I hate Jews The Holocaust

feminists.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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