- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I shot a bitch.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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