Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

knock knock whos their a person

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

You will not press the like button.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

You are joking right?

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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