Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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