Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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