What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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