- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

You know what's catchy? A cold

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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