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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

boobs.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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