- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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