- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Needless to say,

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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