- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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