- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A: Do you like it B: No

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A man goes to the potty.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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