What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

The WNBA

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit