A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

black people are white when i use night gogles

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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