Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Tunechi

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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