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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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