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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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