What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Smelly Indians.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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