A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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