Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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stuarts mum

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I like your hair

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Skrillex.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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