What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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