why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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I <3 Hitler

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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