- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

jibby jobby

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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