Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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vitamin c

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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retard

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Chuck norris

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Queens Park rangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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