Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

david weres the slug gone

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what do you call obama a dumbass

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

gabbi nunez ;)

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A French man gets into a fight

How come anti jokes r funny

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

black chicken. kfc

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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