- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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