Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What happen? Idk...

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Women drivers...

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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