- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

I think everybody should have a penis.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Donald Trump

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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