- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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