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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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