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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

i lost the game

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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