- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Once upon a time

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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