What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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