- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

squash squash who squash my ass

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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