- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

A kid has no friends.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

A possesed goat: "moo"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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