- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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