Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Roses are red.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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