- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

why is pie good. because it just is.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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