what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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You are joking right?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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