- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

eden stop

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Rebecca Black.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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