- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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