Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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