What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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