- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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