two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

FOX News: Fair and balanced

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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