A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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