- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

a seal walks into a club.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive