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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Getting up for a black person on a buss

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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