- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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