A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

so the weather's nice...

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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