A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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4 hours later.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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no really what are ur names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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