black people

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Church.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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God. God.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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