- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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