Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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