- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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