7+5=12

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

ur mum

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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