- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

think twice or at least think

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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