- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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