- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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