Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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