Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Knock knock Come in

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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