Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Type better antijokes above

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Your social life.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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