- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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