why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Large 4

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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