What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Justin beiber..

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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