Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

TWIX PAUSE!

whats one plus one penis

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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