A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Your wife died during the delivery.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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