- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What is your bill about? Clinton

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

i love to lick...

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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