- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

I just drank a cola.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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