- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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