- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What walks on it's hands My uncle

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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