Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How you know when dislextic

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

You know what's cool? Yep.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Black people stink of shite!

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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