- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Please? No.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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