Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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