what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

david poredos

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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