- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Where are you going Your house

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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