why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Womans baksetball...

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Barack Obama plays basketball

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