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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

The Holocaust

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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