- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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