- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Roses are red.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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