- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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