Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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