- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

I am a women

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

I regret everything.....

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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